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  1. "Any idiot can get lucky once. Takes a special idiot to get lucky twice." New book #ISuckAtGirls out today. An excerpt: es.pn/IVV45i 12:10 PM May 15th via web
  2. "No. Politicians don't wanna scare you, they wanna keep you stupid. Fear is just the smell when ignorance takes a shit." 10:20 AM May 11th via web
  3. "No. I like talking, I just hate people. If I could find other shit to talk to, I'd be all for it." Pre-order new book bit.ly/I3iuqC 12:48 PM May 1st via web
  4. "No, you can be ugly and get laid. You just gotta be willing to screw someone uglier than you." Pre-order new book: bit.ly/I3iuqC 12:06 PM Apr 24th via web
  5. "You screw without rubbers, kids happen. Sorry-you don鈥檛 get to have the dog without the dog shit.鈥 Pre-order new book: bit.ly/I3iuqC 11:04 AM Apr 17th via web
  6. "No. You don't even have hair on your balls." Story from my new book about asking my dad to explain sex when I was 9. bit.ly/isuckatgirls 9:44 AM Apr 5th via web
  7. "You're not going bald...No, I meant you're not GOING bald 'cause you're already fucking bald. Don't make me live in your fantasy land." 8:07 AM Mar 23rd via web
  8. "Your favorite team doesn't give a fuck about you." A short story about my dad's thoughts on sports. grantland.com/story/_/id/765鈥 8:54 AM Mar 7th via web
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